For The Masses:
Reblog to save a life.
Someone needs to write a fic of a battalion of superheroes randomly showing up at Sam’s doorstep because they have nowhere else to go.
"Hey Sam… so Pepper threw me out of my house and Rhodey’s on vacation in Mexico."
"Steve has spoken much of you Son of Wil. Do you wish to do battle against my adopted brother?"
"So… show an archer these wings I’ve heard so much about."
And Sam cursing Steve and Natasha in the depths of his soul because they started the trend and then told all their friends about it.
Sam being super nurturing and starting a halfway house for troubled superheros.
Acting like a mom, "Tony no, you have to get some sleep now, yes I’ll read you a story."
"Clint don’t perch on the backs of the furniture, you’ll break it."
"Natasha stop teasing Steve."
"Peter clean up all this webbing, I’m not your maid."
"Thor you can’t have dessert if you keep throwing dishes on the ground."
"Hulk, go sit in the corner, we don’t hit!"
"Fury, use your inside voice."
"Steve, act your age."
"Loki, we are going to counseling, get in the car…yes, you can have a juice-box and Cheerios on the ride"
"Coulson eat your greens, junk food isn’t nutrition."
"Sit still Bucky, I need to brush your hair, you don’t want tangles do you?"
Last year, 22-time Emmy award-winning reporter John Stofflet posted this news video he created for KING-TV in 2004, featuring Paul Smith and his artistic talents.